1 sure looks like him activating a shock collar because he doesn’t want her allowed to do anything other than sit in one designated spot while he’s doing his stream

2 is self-explanatory

  • TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip
    16·
    25 days ago

    Your comment reminded me of William Osman (YouTube). He has a toddler and animals roaming in and out of his shots and always stops to talk to them. If it gets to be too much, he always has a friend or family to take care of them off screen.

    This Piker person should be forced to wear that collar himself and give his community control. It would be the first and last episode I’d ever watch.

    • PhilipTheBucket@piefed.socialOPEnglish
      10·
      25 days ago

      If I ever turn into a supervillain, my shtick is going to be kidnapping people and then putting them in little Dante’s Inferno scenarios like that.

      • Hasan has to wear his dog’s shock collar and sit in the corner, and someone else is streaming and explaining all the good things that USAID used to do around the world and the Armenian genocide, and if he says anything or gets out off his spot, he gets shocked.
      • Dmitri Lavrov goes on an interview program, and every time he tries to say that use of physical military munitions against civilians is justified if Russia says it is, someone off camera shoots him with a 40mm non lethal round in the abdomen.
      • Stephen Miller gets to have a pair of handcuffs and a baton, and his task is to subdue and detain an actual vigorously healthy undocumented immigrant one on one, while the clip of him saying “we are so much more hardcore than they are” plays on repeat in the background.

      And so on

      • KT-TOT@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
        3·
        25 days ago

        Link me your Kickstarter when it all gets to be too much and you go off the deep end. I want to be in early.

        • PhilipTheBucket@piefed.socialOPEnglish
          5·
          25 days ago

          We can dress up like ICE, and probably just kidnap literally whoever we want and whisk them away. Maybe even bust our way into Hasan’s studio so we can literally take Kaya’s collar and remote to strap onto him for the show. Here, take a look at the business plan…