Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoIf I'm going to die I might as well do it one more timelemmy.worldimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up191arrow-down12
arrow-up189arrow-down1imageIf I'm going to die I might as well do it one more timelemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
minus-squareminimum@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoDisclaimer: he was most likely not actually masturbating in his final moments. A more probable explanation is that the hot pyroclastic flow from Mt. Vesuvius forcefully contracted his muscles, leaving him in that state.
minus-squareMickey7@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoSounds like you are trying to cover for him jerking it one last time
Disclaimer: he was most likely not actually masturbating in his final moments. A more probable explanation is that the hot pyroclastic flow from Mt. Vesuvius forcefully contracted his muscles, leaving him in that state.
Sounds like you are trying to cover for him jerking it one last time