Wait. They keep saying he ate her phone, but no mention of going to the hospital. Eating implied he swallowed and consumed the phone. Do they just mean he bit or chewed it? Eating a phone is wild.
https://www.denverpost.com/2026/06/05/broncos-jonathon-cooper-arrested/
When Cooper’s girlfriend still did not leave, the Broncos player bit her phone, causing “disabling damage,” both affidavits said.
Making a leap from biting to eating is pretty wild, like translating back and forth to a non-romantic language or making AI write it.
Yeah I don’t think they know the definition of “ate”.
I looked around for more articles and this one seems to be a big misleading. Looks like he bit her phone and it broke her screen. Still wild. But not like he consumed the phone like what would be implied by eating it lol. https://www.9news.com/article/news/crime/jonathon-cooper-arrested-domestic-violence/73-41731a81-0eda-4090-ad12-57e095e3c15d
https://www.tmz.com/2026/06/05/broncos-jonathon-cooper-arrested-domestic-violence/
https://www.denverpost.com/2026/06/05/broncos-jonathon-cooper-arrested/
P. S. Never in my life did I think I’d be linking a TMZ article as a source for something but here we are XD
He’s gonna get kicked out of football for testing positive for PEDs(person eating dataplan)
OMFG I know this is a horrible story, but damn that is funny.
I am not suer which will be worse the eating of the phone or the shitting it out in two days.
