I wonder where the Chinese government got all that money to create technology to spy on America? Oh wait, it was the Americans spending all their money on goods imported from China.

Turns out when you put a fucking back door in stuff so you can use it, eventually someone else finds it.

NSA spies on Americans

Chinese intelligence agency spies on NSA

NSA: “Wait, you aren’t supposed to do that”

Hey guys, China hacked our domestic spy infrastructure. We didn’t see this coming, like at all. Oops.

And in a move not seen since Father Stone last visited Craggy Island, America said with a straight face and tone: “Okay.”

We need to get our shit together.

No shit…they have been completely focused on technological and economic warfare and social engineering.

Does this mean they have all of my dick pics and vids?

The hackers were able to listen to phone calls and read text messages, reportedly exploiting the system U.S. authorities use to wiretap Americans in criminal cases.

Oh no, the predictable consequences of violating privacy. Anyway don’t let me get in the way of any China bad posting from this

Use encrypted messagers.