Pathetic. Utterly, utterly pathetic.

He wore a pretend one as a teenager

Depends on the shop you goto i think

I bet having to pay income tax isnt looking so bad now eh?

For us British people. This is £13 per kg. The average price in the UK for beef is £7.50 per kg.

The thing with food, people like what they like.

A pizza with good quality serrano ham and pineapple is pretty tasty.

Who gives a fuck if its “authentic”? If I wanted proper old school authentic Italian pizza, I’d have a slab of cooked dough with some cheese on it and nothing else except maybe some dates if I was feeling fancy.

UK version (male)- any deviation, even with your best friend/dad is a capital offence.

-Alright?

-Not bad, you?

-Yeah not bad.

Progressive thinking led to him becoming a judge and to this mess.

Maybe he’s onto something.

We have someone who cleans for us every couple of weeks.

We give her a list of places that we will clean ourselves, precisely for this reason.

I suggest you do the same. If they knocked your PC enough to unseat the graphics card then they must have really been fucking around with it

Iran seems a little too progressive for their tastes…

The only evidence you need that its staged?

There’s no fucking way a 78 year old man is getting shot and not lying on the floor in a puddle of blood, piss and shit immediately after

Like I dont get it. If women like Kirk want women to be totally subservient to men, why don’t they fuck off and live in Afghanistan?

Only the true Messiah would deny his own divinity

Advancement was never something I was interested in. I work for a living.

I saw this chalked onto a pavement outside a house a few days ago. The kids who live there are 4 and 6. How do they know?

I decided a few years ago that I had 3 conditions for buying an EV.

1. They didn’t look like something designed by a child
2. They got equal range as a petrol equivalent (minimum 350 miles) and were a decent size (I have a kia ceed)
3. The price was the same or less than the petrol equivalent.

My next car will be an EV.

Fair, but then theres nothing stopping a criminal painting the tip of a real gun orange as well.

It isnt a stretch to imagine cops being trained not to treat guns as harmless toys just because they have bright colours on them

Running in a suit is probably a lot easier than running in all the kit police officers need to wear. In the UK -

Boots Thick trousers Body armour Belt with baton/cuffs/radio and potentially taser Jacket.

I work in data protection and governance.

I’ll be the poor sod behind the scenes trying to stop it taking over. I already insisted that the words

“AI must not be used to make decisions” was inserted into the AI and data protection policies.

Which means I’m probably marked for extermination when it takes over.

To be fair its likely to be the most probable answer.

Whilst intelligent life is probably quite common at specific points in time, it isnt common at the same time, and if it is the distances involved are so vast it means we will never know they exist.

The best we can hope for in all likelihood is that we stumble on the ruins of some other species that died out millions of years ago.

Or we stumble on a bunch of blue monkeys who are as intelligent as dogs, but in 50 million years they will be the ones finding the ruins of our civilisation.