Okay sure, not literally everything. No concrete, no whale meat, no baby feet, no toilet seat.

Now I feel like Dr. Suess. 😉

Whoa. That’s intense. I’m sorry to here about the kidneys. 😐

Oh stop! 😋
I can already feel my pants getting tighter and my dietitian getting angry.

Neil’s comics. So wonderfully absurd and yet so gripping. 😄

But wouldn’t that allow it time to unintentionally heat up or something? 🤔

Look at that! That soup has everything! 😀

You’re a smooth operator. 😏👌

For a long time.

Well, keep it up. Let’s see what happens. 😎

To me it’s feels odd to be this collaborative for a 4 panel comic, but if that works for you peeps… 😅

Been doing everything myself for the past six years, from concept to posting online. That way I only have to split the profits one way (0$ / 1) 😜

Like ten thousand spoons in your Chardonnay. 😉

Apparently not long enough to be educated about some interesting anatomical features of hyena females. It’s quite fascinating. 🤓

Oh wow. Drawn on paper, realistic body proportions, you even drew fingers. Impressive.

Yeah. Often, when I post a comic, the pixels are still wet. ☺️

Clever comic? 😳
Huge inspiration? 🤗
I can hardly handle such praise. ☺️

Anyway, I hope to see those comics of yours someday. Also, good luck finding a guy with a huge, nautical wang. 😏

You’re the first one to actually do the math. Well done. 😃🏆

I didn’t bother when I made this. I just giggled at the notion of a “nautical inch”. 🤗

Can’t wait to get into my cabin, boy. 👨‍✈️

But they landed with the nose in the grass. 😉

No. The giveaway is the fact that the custardfist is a left hand. 😉

Ha! This must be the most meta thing I’ve seen of Haus of Decline. 😄