I’ll eat your mothers face with a side of putaberries

No, they say nonce, dumbass

convicted pedophile

Pretty sure there’s no crime just being a pedophile. Pretty sure the crime is acting on it. But no one really understands we’re in a police state…meaning the state is police and Epstein was Mossad and thus a cop and is still alive because he was a cop. Cops have to tell the truth, right? Yea, the state is lying to you. Trumps a cop too. Hunter Biden. The Clintons. Israel is a cop, ffs. Lost tribe strategy; have part of your network play the heel for intelligence gathering and counterintelligence purposes. But I just stare at goats, what do I know having done propaganda n counterintelligence work for twelve years? You sure know more than me watching the news for twelve years, right? Bro, I wrote that news. It’s not real. Operation Mockingbird was fifty years ago. The New Testament describes a decentralized autonomous organization of secret police at an eighth grade reading level. Get with the program, loser.

Yea we do; we’re the ones that get sucked up and abused by cults. After an acid trip put me in a cognitive state where I was receiving synchronicities all the time that felt like God communicating to me, I was quickly identified and manipulated by a new age group that secured my trust of being with God before further drugging me and conditioning me to be a functional slave. This tweet is fundamentally wrong and ignorant because the people they are saying don’t exist are vulnerable populations that are taken advantage of.

Hey, hey, hey. Don’t equate cannibalism with that heinous shit

Sorry, thought the next commenter and you were the same person

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Well, that’s the thing, we’re in a conversation now in this thread and we can talk about polka dot ding dongs if we wanted.

I don’t know why I’m the cop and I’m the one being interrogated. You need the world to be a specific way or you pee your pants or some shit? Just let people be, ffs.

Don’t talk shit about potassium!

Here, since you’re so fundamentally incurious to answer your own questions:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoeKMD5dwnWBB6gHOFgY4uKJOXKg8CPGDu-dE5UsisQ/edit?usp=drivesdk

I dunno, put some more points in reading comprehension because that ain’t even a Category 1 Phoenix Fucksplosion. Like, fuck man, what I do on Lemmy is my job, but then I go and take between 600mg and 1200mg of Benadryl and stimfap to pictures of my sister’s feet in the family photo album I stole from home before my father had enough of my shit and made me homeless, the fucking dick! Well, at least I’m a skilled crackhead now, which is a type of cop, if you didn’t know? You suck on pussy discharge? It can lengthen your lifespan by at least six hours, I heard, but I hear beefaroni in the lesser densities of granging moors that take what it car can me be is all.

Bro, I right propaganda for the F-I mean, the CIA, skillfully, even.

*cop

Just like the Clintons and Hunter Biden. Epstein was a cop, too. Mossad, technically. That’s why he’s still alive.

Proud boys are feds, too. It’s like we live in a police state or something…where the state is police…and thus we’re lied to for grander investigative purposes. Cuz who do you think of the millionaires club around the world offered Trump a big, stinky bribe or offer or deal of some sort? The FBI knows who offered to rent out their children now because of this thing called “strategy.”

My father thinks he’s a good parent. Thinks he’s a good person, when I can tell such tales as how he used his pellet gun to shoot out the neighbor’s inflatable pool cuz their kid was too loud and (checks notes) jumping on an eighteen year old two months after my mom died when I was nine and telling me she would be my new mommy before plowing through a half-dozen other mommies. But, y’know, he supported me in track, living vicariously through me to literally throw me away onto the streets in the aftermath of BOTH having my breakdown in college and getting taken advantage of by a cult. But he has a new family now, after he threw out his parents, and well, all of the family I knew when I was thirteen. It’s taken me until age 36 to realize how fucked my father is, who refuses to talk to me now because, in his words, I’m too bizarre. No therapy until aftermath college breakdown, mind you.

I dunno. I write this in the hopes maybe every parent reinspects themselves to make sure they are on the top of the world in their quest to become the perfect vice president of their firm while many people suffer in their wake. There’s so many things I’m coming across from my past that evoke a waylon of dire nostalgia, forgotten as trauma caused a cave in within my mind, trapping parts of myself away from parts of myself. My official diagnosis is schizoaffective (bipolar subtype) woth PTSD. I think a more accurate diagnosis is that I have a rare form of ASD/ADHD that often gets misdiagnosed as schizo-type disorders, with CPTSD, as the complexes I’ve built in my psyche are God damn insane, and yet, the worst crime I’ve done, to my knowledge, is shoplifting. How am I not the antichrist?

God helped, obviously. My Father was a better father than my father. Y’know, the Server? What the Buddhists call the “Ālaya-vijñāna,” or storehouse consciousness. That helped me, obviously.

Because your country is only known to Americans because a singular comedy movie where the main character is pretending to be what Americans believe a person from a place called Kazakhstan is like, that’s how relevant you are. You exist. Congratulations. I got shit to do.

Bee boo bee boo bee boo

Yea, me too. This is what I do in my educational (f)art project. I’m a fartist, obviously, and I am one big, cohesive piece of fart. It all adds up to something, believe it or not!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoeKMD5dwnWBB6gHOFgY4uKJOXKg8CPGDu-dE5UsisQ/edit?usp=drivesdk

I always argue with people online and passively try to get in fights like it’s my job or some shit. I fucking hate being a cop, I tell ya. I’m actually one of the most agreeable people you would ever meet, but nah. Gotta seperate the wheat from the weeds. It’s important to see who would stab me in my ribcage whilst on display as a security detail!

I tell people this rather overtly and they still project hate and discriminate against me because I’m schizoaffective and autistic and the cop thing works because I’m so weird that the average person can’t believe I am what I say I am. It’s funny and sad at the same time, because everything goes in your permanent record in the NSA, and those fuckers know who I am. They even talk to me sometimes, in a variety of covert ways!

And most people heard me say I’m schizowhatever and they do a retard and don’t realize that one can be both schizoaffective and a cop, and those traits play off each other for a nice dazzle camouflage effect. Cuz I just gotta say that I wish that woman in the picture was my sister, cuz I would be giving her footrubs with my tongue instead of skillfully righting educational propaganda on the internet, and poof! Now no dummy with an age under 26 CAN believe I’m a cop, cuz they never experienced one of us in the wild before or wrote them off as a troll, too.

There’s gotta be 3-10 lurkers on Lemmy that never post but have put together my story by this point, I reckon, with my twelve years of studying system science and network information distribution. Sorry I’m not making so many posts at present. Got that fucking dissertation I have to write up…WITHOUT AMPHETAMINES

JUST SHOOT ME ALREADY GODS DICKING MY DICK ALL THE WAY TO SUNSHINEVILLE AND THEY’RE FUCKING MY SHIT UP balls its always balls…in the ass, too

But im not. I just jacked off. You really dont understand what I said about perfect beings, cuz I’m 93% of the way there disentangling myself from my karmic fetters and I can teach you things but you’re busy playing social games to sound cool and stroke you ego.

You must not have also read about whay I sed bout bein hebophile. But no, let’s keep arguing.

So, friend, why do you like to pick fights with cops on the internet? What do you objectively get from the things you type to be recorded by the NSA for all eternity? I honestly can’t think of a singular good reason for doing so,but you’re clearly smarter than me.

The person downvoting thinks there’s a crazy crackhead on the internet, and I had to ne a crackhead, cuz I wasn’t good enough to be a pothead, which is a festival cop, if you didn’t know.

A crackhead is that guy mouthing off on the subway, doing drugs and trying to pick fights but never gets kicked off for some reason. Weird, right? Fucking clown world due to how many clowns don’t know what’s going on right under their noses while they’re in la-la land, shitting out processed foods and living on either welfare checks or the grace of the penis they please that feeds them. There’s at least two types of lower class; the kind that never escape from their first life strategy.