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Huh, ask yourself this…

Why would the White House not want to warn local law enforcement about potential Iranian attacks on US citizens?

Quick somebody call Jared Kushner!

When he steals our democracy and outlaws all other political parties…I bet Schumer, Jeffries, Collins, and the useless lot will all be seriously concerned.

They’re probably all sitting cross legged getting their strongly worded letter constructed.

… Is it too late to become Canadian?

She is uniquely UN-qualified.

Be best of luck on this one.

Well those two have as many years of military service as brain cells, so I’m sure this will end well.

Imagine for a moment if you will…

You or I break the law.

For a crime where we get to KEEP DOING IT for 14 months, the entire time they are litigating it.

Then it’s deemed so egregiously illegal by the highest court in the land (of which you’ve appointed 1/3 of).

That they demand you stop, and you…take the weekend to think about it?

Then you just move next door and continue breaking the law in an almost identical fashion.

Now imagine it’s for 175 billion dollars stolen from every American for generations.

Why would no one go to jail for this?

Why aren’t people getting fired, impeached, or removed?

Torture, Rape, and a multi billion dollar scam?

If they aren’t careful they’re liable to get themselves elected President of the United States.

Introducing Trump Airfare!

Now you can wait longer to get on a plane for the illusion of security AND get to experience the excitement of colliding with another aircraft mid flight.

Something something golden age…

It’s universal health care in the sense that these billionaire assholes will provide healthcare to the entire universe before providing for American citizens.

Why does she now have a sudden interest in reducing crime?

Has she not heard about THE DOW?

Every day the line between cartoonishly evil and cartoonishly stupid gets smaller with this administration.

Great and thoughtful whataboutism!

Remember when that documentary came out in 2020 when Michelle Obama was totally still in government as the first lady?

Oh wait…

Also I remember that when the deal was given to the Obama’s during Barrack’s Tariff Fiasco he cut a sweet heart deal to Jeff Bezos after they got the bribe, I mean movie deal?

Wait that was Barrack HUSSAIN Obama right? Right?

Remember how Michelle Obama was paid more for her movie than ANY other documentary in history?

Wait, the movie isn’t called Michelle…

You guys seem like my kind of people!

This administration is only going to approve these satellites if they are powered by coal.

Or if you give them a big fat bribe, either one will suffice.

Spoiler Alert: We don’t.

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Yes as a matter of fact they can.

Growing up I had a dog I adored. He enjoyed wearing trench coats and hats. He even liked to take a bite out of crime. However just his proximity to that life, made him succumb to his demons.

I still think about McGruff every day.

So happy for him, his family, and the future settlement he deserves from the US Government.

This guy gets it ^

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