Got bullied for being gay, overweight and not being “manly” in so many ways.

Now as an out trans lesbian I instead deal with gay and straight men hitting on me, get hated on by my fat fam for being “too skinny” and people will go out of their way to call me something masculine.

Other people always sucked, at least I like me and the people I keep close are more genuine too.

It didn’t, virginity/chastity for women was not having sex with men.

My girlfriend and I need 2-4 more girlfriends for party balance, but how am I supposed to find them when the ones most likely to pass the vibe check rarely go outside.

The next person in line communicates their annoyance through a series of sounds and interpretive dance. Complains to the cashier when it’s their turn before performing their own 5 minute production. And they forgot they had reusable bags.

Absolutely, it’s easy to fuck up the cheese and Aunty at the potluck isn’t gonna hear when you tell her it’s not supposed to have that texture.

Develop a palete. Where in the reading comprehension did you think adding ketchup turns simulacra into real mac and cheese?

Kraft dinner style elbow noodles and cheese flavored powder isn’t mac and cheese, it’s a simulacrum of mac and cheese and I’ll die on that hill.

Bottle caps are magnetic. If you’re set on cans I’d tie a loop on the tabs and try to hook them.

Idea: magnet strong enough to pick up a beer by the cap on the end of your line and go cooler fishing.

The correct way to use lettuce is as a moisture barrier. The lettuce should be under the burger to keep the bottom bun from getting soggy

And there’s no way the flanged end is wide enough, even if we pretend the handle doesn’t exist.

Oooh I’m gonna have some pickles

The quality of everything just keeps digging lower for that rich people’s yacht money and the people complain about prices while being addicted to their corn sugar

Big difference between tossing someone in prison for being homeless vs. a home/job program

Nobody needs chips and soda, please keep up your consumption habits though, last time y’all discovered one of my cheap tasties the price doubled.

Yes, I thought I covered that with ‘problems between udder and grocery store’

Y’all have lost the thread.

Nuance and reading comprehension people.

I fucking love Pike Place Market

I think it’s something like First space is home, second is work, third is a place to hang out and meet people, fourth is using first or second space as third space, and fifth space is using the Internet for spaces.

But if we have fair wages, quality products, and decent prices where will rich people’s yacht money come from 😲