Pig Hill. Legend has it that a family with major facial deformation (pig faces) due to inbreeding lived up there in the woods and killed hikers who got too close to their homestead.

A local filmmaker made a horror movie about it in the past few years. I haven’t seen it, and I don’t know if it’s available online.

Sounds like a good excuse to bust out my homebrew equipment and get back into it!

Don’t plan for the apocalypse. Plan for everything to stay the same, but slightly worse, because that’s historically what happens when everybody thinks the world is going to end.

Do the things you want to do now. It only gets harder as you get older, especially if you’re interested in having kids someday.

Not that this isn’t good advice, but in the context of the fall of civilization, I don’t think that IRA is going to be helpful at all.

I got an email from the BBB once regarding where I work.

They straight up said, we have you listed as C rating. Sign up for the $x plan for a B rating, $xx for an A, or $xxx for a Super AAA Preferred Business.

Maybe it meant something at some point, but not anymore.

It’s funny because everyone knows dolphins prefer the romance languages.

I’m already so fucking glad I signed up for this!

Knowing that makes this much funnier!

Only if you pick one that isn’t true.

We’ll see who gets the last laugh when I’m looking down on the rest of you from the righteous kingdom of Jibbers Crabst, the magic space lobster!

Probably for the same reason they don’t report on every person who lost all their money at a casino.

It’s not news when a system works as intended.

I thought it was the doors closing.

You mention how she’s mean to kids, but how does she act around kids her age, or adults? You’ve only described how she acts at her worst, so we don’t know if her best is any better.

He’s MAGA in case anyone was wondering,

Yeah, I’m pretty sure we all figured that one out.

You’re telling me.

But what if a vampire is not an organism at all, but an endothermic process?

Toyota Camry, and I’d be content if I drove it till I’m dead.

I’m under the impression that a vampire will cause a chill in the air, so I’m going with endothermic.

And nothing worse than not being able to find the thing that you stashed away years ago for exactly this situation!

Mines been Fallout ever since 2001, when I found the OG Fallout game on sale and decided to give it a shot despite knowing nothing about it.

It’s had highs and lows, but I’m a big fan of the dark, but a little bit silly Wasteland.

Django Unchained

Inglorious Basterds

Pulp Fiction (not a Tarantino stan, I swear)

I laughed at this. Can’t deny he’s made some great films!