Silly socks, a puzzle of some kind, a magic trick, some weed, a good book, fun magnets, a geode

Gotta drink every drop

RIP innocent book, your sacrifice helped someone make a meme

ReBoot and Beasties’ less-popular younger brother

I haven’t heard anything about Slam Dunk in like 20 years

Trump can go fuck himself!

"cease"fire

This is why in addition to a sunroof, I always insist upon my new cars coming with an earthfloor.

I’m sure they’re just as good at bombing refugee ships and claiming they’re terrorists as they are at bombing fishing ships and claiming they’re drug lords

Couldn’t care less if they all fall. The only good thing about the US is they speak the same language as me.

Also Scarlett Johansson

Been waiting for Russia to collapse since 2014ish

Nah, honestly, any more than you need to backwards breathe to enjoy wine

He’s a Ballchinian!

Walking the Earth is all I dream about

Did the women drop out of the tournament because they were trans, or out of solidarity?

Get a mod with grappling hooks and hang gliders and tornados and bouncy shoes, awwwhhh yeahhhhh

Finally something that makes sense

I urge US to go fuck itself!

I thought Disney already did that

The swimming wagon, love the name