Is that you, Gwyneth? Is this me?

My mom used to mix cream cheese with caramel, the kind found in jars sold as ice cream topping. Caramel is easy enough to make yourself with brown sugar and butter. Not the healthiest of options, but very addictive.

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I hope so: fuck organized sedatives sports.

We should be eating cats and having pigs as pets instead.

This fat orange toddler is why South Park isn’t funny anymore. He’s Eric Cartman all grown up (so to speak). How do you parody someone who is already a fucking joke of a human being?

Do you think it does lightning damage or is it immune to lightning?

These billionaires fuckheads have so much money (I would say time and money but according to Far Side Einstein time is money) that they’d rather set it on fire literally than help humanity.

“M-O-O-N, that spells ‘Tom Cullens’, yessir!”

They’d love it because it would give them an excuse to enforce martial law, and most likely pull more election fuckery. Trump doesn’t give a shit even about his own base, let alone liberals or independents.

Or we could tax him at 75% and he’d still be filthy rich. Fuck these rich assholes.

Keep your metric units over there, commie! /s

This reminds me of the Altered Carbon books. When the “Orbitals” would destroy anything with “angel fire”, it was stored in memory, including the personalities of beings that were destroyed.

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“Is drifting toward”? I think we have arrived at the authoritarian oligarchy already except that it is a fat orange pedo/rapist. That’s not to say all our troubles will disappear when Drumpf is gone, we are being run by oligarchs bigger than him. When he kicks it (please, oh please, oh please, let it be soon), he will just be replaced by another figurehead, probably smarter, who might be even more dangerous.

Naked mole rats are immune to cancer, I read somewhere.

It’s good to see the old imperium continuing the ideals of the new imperium./s

Don’t forget Pitch Black.

I hate “ubermensch” theory because it puts Nietzsche in a negative light when he wasn’t an antisemite.

I’m not surprised but I find it very depressing.