Look what you made me do!!

Finally! A new angle!

The newest numbers are yuge, the best numbers everyone says so, it’s incredible, it’s all because of me, because I’m incredible, and if it’s not then it’s Bidens fault, but I’m amazing and Biden isn’t, thank you for paying attention to me

Reddit has become ridiculous with the auto-ban-hammer lately. I was a loyal daily user for 10+ years, deleted my account and now any time I attempt to make a new account it’s banned within 24h. I’ve appealed, I’ve tried everything I’m guessing I’m gonna have to wait until I get a new phone and make an entire new email and set of accounts, easier to find a new outlet for my comedy.

Go suck an egg!

But what if there’s not a Wendy’s in my town?

They love their symbolism. He’s here to destroy America.

*Bedbugs

Our first AI president

Curse of agony and corruption spells were the thing before they got nerfed

Neither did WOW ones, every time I’d complete an impossible task and get my reward they’d nerf it and start giving it away the next week

AHHH! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! I’M TOO LOW LEVEL TO DIE!! sorry ptsd kicked in there

Birds aren’t real

But you must choose! You must pick a team, red or blue and FIGHT! Fight your neighbors to the death! Fight for the amusement of billionaires glory of Rome America!

Yeehaw

But I’m posting comments! I’m doing my part!

I’ve considered this theory simply because every story I’ve read about someone being deported was a trump supporter/married to one. That’s probably more my algorithm than facts tho

They’re not real, it’s an egg in disguise

Best we can do is “the stab” it’s like the jab but much more painful. Oh and it doesn’t have medicine in it.

Drop the water and put your hands on your head! DROP IT!