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Mike Johnson.

lol next you’ll be telling me that raindrops, when not being blown in any other direction, frequently fall down. okay. 👍

Portable bidets are an option. The toilet paper is then used just to dry off.

Started all the way left and have had every one but the 5 pro.

Damn the first two were some halcyon days. The PS2 was my introduction to staying up and hitting the refresh button on some site called amazon to buy one at launch. I still remember the feeling of the buy going through.

Sigh.

Bit of an older one, had it come up recently and it reminded me of when I was younger: “bleeding hearts/bleeding heart liberals”. lol okay, sandbrain.

Not quite my tempo.

🙌 what it is, ho, what it do

The fine print:

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“This counselor, Counselor Troi? She just tells this Picard what he should really do… and he complies?! Truly the superior opponent, her capabilities are virtually limitless! Put us in direct contact immediately!”

Time mixed cream cough for a berry filled drop.

“Hows about you rectify this here most egregious of transgressions afore I decide to make myself the withering calamity of nature you fear I can be, hm? Make with the quickness.”

Nice! Lets you look right over the cat’s head and contemplate the floor and wall behind them. Very clever!

Good, keep it that way.

Cheese Pizza

Some kind of sexually transmitted disease, I’d wager.

You’re welcome.

A curved posture helps better deflect pressure waves from nuclear detonations, which an erect posture will not do.

O.O “What you call five minutes I call Ą̴̛̻̹͙͚̱̦̖̗̳̮̣̣̮̩̮͂͌̃̋̄̃̔̕Ǹ̴̥̳͎̯̦̐͊̒̿̉͗̌̌̾͂͑̐̕͘ ̵̧̣̱͈̬̗͙̤̩̂͜͠͝Ȩ̵̗̖̟͈̠̦̹̩̒̈̍͋̑̂̀͗̇̏̀͐̒̕T̶̜̝͕̟͐̅̍͑̇̓̑̊͑̈͛͘͜͠E̶̲̽͋͊̎̐̾̉̒́̂̐̎͠͝͝Ŗ̶̫̠̼̲̬͍̳͔̓͑̓̀͌͋̌͂͛͑̃̉̿͗̀̑̚͜N̶̯͍͕̼̬̗̲̯̠̺͈͕͒͊̂̉̑̏͑̿̀̇̄͘͠I̴̢̧̨̡̨̧̤̼̣̲̳͚̬̮̖̓̑̂̍̒̒̽͜T̴̛̩͎͖̼̜̗̙̺̗͓́̾̾́̈̂͑̄̔̽̒͘Ý̷̦̖̣̈́̀̆”O.O

Oh cmon, who doesn’t recognize the Heimlich maneuver for chairs when they see it. People these days.

Rite of passage, I’m told.