Klingon gods are more trouble than they’re worth.

I listen to tech podcasters. This is not satire, this is reality.

Most people find Houston, Texas to be hostile.

Just driving on Westheimer is enough to make rational people leave.

Here’s hoping all the talent like Victoria abandons Texas and makes the Zodiac State insolvent.

Yes, please stop building both of those things.

Or a solar farm, so it doesn’t have to be an eyesore either.

Would not surprise me one bit if the current app is built on top of the original codebase from 1997.

You are being watched by birb. Act natural.

He’s wearing a bomber jacket for some reason.

And it’s a new Spider suit.

There’s also a behind the scenes video that could provide some clues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GW4JPeqm3s

“Guys, I fucked up. I watched the WRONG Alien vs Predator movie. I need therapy.”

“Riker, where was that off switch again?”

“You ready to relive elementary school, neighborooni?”

fig. 1: Yummy

Implying priests hire adult escorts.

That’s exactly how I lost a full-time technical position at Apple. Weird.

He’s the reason why they won’t come back.

This is the correct response.

He just looks a little like Jake Gyllenhaal now.

I hope they can keep this continuity of Spider-man movies going long enough for Holland to mentor his successor in-universe.

May the fork be with you.

Okay, if a fucking dictionary is paywalled we have gone way beyond the red line for social recovery.