Billy the Mountain has entered the chat

https://youtu.be/lkt9TIdpvrY

Tom Waits, possibly a Steve Allen quote

Well they use to use electricity to get it out but that has mixed results

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Que?
Dos cervazas por favor.
Los banos?

What kind of lamp? Lava, floor, table?

There’s an oglaf for that https://www.oglaf.com/chronotherapy/ NSFW

Peanut butter and jelly … Something something

Someone is going to get paid though

Tell us about your jelly

Nu trek same as the old trek ( good!)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherman's_neckties.

Not enough about someone banging their dad

And someone banged their dad

Have you tried pickling it? I’m amazed at the number of ways humans have developed to make things that taste awful taste slightly ok.

Jokes on them, I have a shame kink.

You should. Wild stuff.

My mother burnt cookies. Every.damn.time. I thought she was just bad at it until a year ago my dad burnt his toast. I asked if he liked it that way. Yup. She burnt things because he liked it that way.

And I’ll admit I’ve done some dumb shit. I was telling people to hold my beer before it was a meme. Although I got some other people to do some pretty dumb shit too.

Here’s another thing, they used to cook the shit out of food. Not burnt? Can’t serve it. And don’t get me started on ketchup. On your steak? Seriously?