Nope you’re right, it was Frank. I looked it up. I got my comics mixed up lol.

Brian Regan I believe.

“Here’s a guy who when he puts on his glasses he can see better!”

Okay, let me do this for you. Imagine me standing in front of you. Okay, now imagine I’m garlic toast.

spins around singing triumphantly

See?

So today I was heating leftovers in the microwave for lunch. I had a pretty thick piece of garlic toast that, instead of laying it on its side like normal people do, I decided to stand it up on its edge. The sight of the rotating upright garlic toast, coupled with the accompanying triumphant music I made up in my head for it, made me laugh way more than is probably rational. I may also be slightly sleep deprived today.

Let’s not forget John’s mischievous foil, O.

And our chief engineer Jordan Le Hearth.

10x+5

Weird too to be 55 and physically feel 65 and emotionally feel 15 and have friends who are 35 to 45 who will make me feel socially 25 until my practically guaranteed death at 75.

Bobby you’re a femboy, big balls spraying in the sheets, gonna be in a van someday!

“Hey babe, remember last week we saw that guy propose to his girl…?”

“Hey babe, remember a couple weeks ago we saw that guy proposing…”

“Baaaabe…remember last month when we watched that guy propose to his gf?”

“Hey Shane, I was just thinking about that time back in April that guy at the table next to us proposed to his woman…”

“Hey dickhead, you putting a ring on this or what?”

Hmmmm…. I think there’s potential in the name Thousand Island Felon

Origami snails, mothafuckas!

You lost me at “story’s.”

Don’t tell me how to live my life!

As someone who will never own real estate of any kind, I’d just like to say, 🤷🏻.

I use Cleartune on iOS. Simple and accurate. Been using it for years.

My Ministry story: The one chance I got to see them was on one of the first Lollapalooza festivals, in Raleigh. They came on stage, started playing, and people in the audience started tossing plastic cups back and forth. For a while it was pretty great, but then people started getting stupid. They stared putting mud in the cups. They started throwing the cups on stage. Stage managers were running back and forth trying to collect the cups. Then one of the cups hit Al. He stopped singing, cussed out the crowd, left the stage, and refused to go back on. Their set was done and they had done maybe three songs. Someone came on stage and threatened to cancel the rest of the festival if people didn’t settle the fuck down.