I’m waiting for the Arch LTS edition.

The presidential micro penis wall,

I don’t know how big your penis is, but these don’t look micro to me.

Remember the mid-to-late twentieth century when great power competition meant that life generally got better for people?

If this is what is required, I would literally prefer to kill myself.

You’re an odd morpheus.

Rent extract yourself up by someone else’s bootstraps.

You never see legislation on condoms.

The Republic of Ireland wants to speak to you.

https://www.rte.ie/brainstorm/2025/0328/1504412-ireland-contraception-condoms-access-history-politics-society/

You mean choosing whether to live with purpose or just continue to exist?

exploring the matrix would be cool

I hear it was based on the earth.

Good German tradition.

Nazi tradition.

I cannot find any truly USB-powered kettles. I am disappointed.

Here was I expecting to be able to boil two cups of water with my 80Wh 120W capable battery pack.

pew pew pew

Damn it, missed out on something else!

LLM, please summarise this long post for me. Tell me if it has an answer to the problem or if it just keeps repeating the same idea over and over.

Everything on a computer is just fancy word processing. Who needs more than a text editor?

Sounds like biodynamic farming would fit pretty well in the Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology.

Biodynamic agriculture is a form of alternative agriculture based on pseudoscientific and esoteric concepts initially developed in 1924

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The approach considers that there are lunar and astrological influences on soil and plant development—for example, choosing to plant, cultivate, or harvest various crops based on both the phase of the moon and the zodiacal constellation the moon is passing through

Don’t cook raw beans in a slow cooker. It doesn’t get hot enough.

All found with AI, you haters. And Linus complains the mailing list is too busy… with bugs.

All found with my infinite set of monkeys on typewriters.

It’s funny how almost all the AI services out there seem to have forgotten to publish any precision/recall stats.

I don’t think they have enough electricity to run hospitals properly, let alone charge EVs.

I think the best sign that it is a monopoly is the enshittification of all of their products, and yet people keep paying for it.