A lot of people don’t realize there is no “the lob”. There are different lob families.

Give me one last platinum plaque and fuck rap, you can have it back

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I think her arm is like that because she’s trying to make sure he doesn’t fall over.

Despite the poor resolution, you can still kind of see his hospital bracelet in the vacation photo.

There are more things in colon to berth than are sniffed of in your privy, Horatio

I don’t know if they fell out of favor, but I know of at least one that fell out because of a paint can tied to a banister.

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Challenged by a Brazilian reporter who said Claus had merely given testimony to the match-fixing investigation, and was not a target of it himself, Giuliani admitted: “He was not accused of crimes. We understand that. What I’m telling you is that he was akin to a match-fixing investigation a few years ago in Brazil, where they were giving out, I quote, ‘irregular red cards’, right? So that’s the facts of it. He was akin to that investigation.”

We can’t trust this bank teller. They were involved in a bank robbery investigation.

And cricket wasn’t invented until the 16th century. Checkmate, atheists. /s

I would imagine most giraffes, male or otherwise, mate with giraffes.

That’s actually where mosquitoes come from.

Homo nalady

The FAILING and UNSKILLED pool company that SOMEHOW got a no bid contract is SOLELY TO BLAME. EVERYONE knows they are terrible and HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER

DJT

/s

But at least we have trillionares now.

So close. Just turn 90⁰ to your left.

JOHN PADDLED TANTRUM

On Mar-a-Lago

It’s a teaser for the 4th movie. It will both be released in and set in 2035 and it starts with the arrival of a severed human leg to a post-USA hellscape where Marty’s grandkids trade food-rats for “protection” from Biff III’s brown shirts.

I’m glad they are being responsible by wedging the hose in there with a towel.