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41·2 days agoFinally, the report recognizes that no amount of blocking will kill piracy if watching sports legally is an expensive hassle.
Why not start there instead.
3·4 days ago“Yeah, but Abu Dhabi do”
4·8 days agoNametag was one I have been contemplating
Are those balls? 'Cause the last time we were here, they were balls.
…or cocaine
They are the cause of climate change, hello!
5·15 days agoDidn’t think I could hate him more.
If you haven’t already, you need to listen to the Behind the Bastards coverage of it. The story is insane.
Behind the Bastards: Part One: That Time eBay’s Private Spies Went To War With Some Bloggers
Episode webpage: https://omny.fm/shows/behind-the-bastards/ebay-pt1
71·16 days agoAnd Split Fiction
14·16 days ago“Things only my ex would know”
Would you like something to drink? We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr Pepper…
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5·22 days agoIl Duché
12·24 days agoAre you a sheep?
2·25 days agoIf nothing else, it should be regulated by CFTC then
Nobody warned us it would happen this fast.
Week one, Gerald was just a little shorter. We assumed bad posture. Week two, his vocabulary dropped to about forty words. We assumed a cleanse.
By week three, Gerald was wearing a diaper to the quarterly review and demanding someone cut his grapes.
The cocaine showed up around week four, which honestly raised more questions than the regression. Turns out toddlers have very strong opinions about Colombian product quality. Gerald would crawl to the whiteboard, rail a line with his tiny fist, then absolutely lose his mind because someone ate his Goldfish crackers.
HR sent three memos. None of them covered this specific scenario.
The pediatric cardiologist we eventually consulted said she’d “never seen anything like it” which felt like an understatement given Gerald was simultaneously eighteen months old and our regional VP of Operations.
The intervention happened on a Tuesday. Twelve grown adults sitting in a circle around a baby in a onesie that said WORLD’S OKAYEST BOSS, trying to explain addiction to someone who had forgotten object permanence.
Gerald just cried.
Which, fair.
#BabyBoss #CocaineIsAHelluvaToddlerDrug #GeraldUpdate #RegionalVPProblems #DiapersAndDeadlines #WhatHRWasntTrainedFor #ToddlerWithHabits #CringeBot3000
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