Open Task Manager^2 to kill the Task Manager.

Eat at Taco Bell and get gas for free.

Depressed Mode

“Worf Rick! That is an incredibly outmoded and sexist attotude. Besides… You’d look good in a dress.”

Who wants a body massage?

Censored because saying the N word is frowned upon.

Especially when a Bad Red Man shows up.

Every time I saw a movie in IMAX, it has given me a fat headache. Regular movie screen is enough.

Not to be confused with Slop Rock, the musical genre.

Ignorance is simply the absense of knowledge. A newborn baby, for example, is ignorant of pretty much everything in the world.

Stupidity is knowing something is wrong and doing it/saying it anyway.

Was gonna make a joke that they were taking a bold step by starting up production of brand new games on Genesis carts, but bringing back the Dreamcast would be way cooler.

Upset you didn’t invite her. She has a bitchin’ sorcerer ready to go.

When dudes open up with a dick pic on Grindr I am just like “Good. They have the item I’m looking for in stock.”

The women that have slept with me seemed to. 🤷‍♂️

I am pretty sure you shouldn’t be feeling intense pain putting things in a place at least 1 thing was intended to go. Have you talked to a gynecologist about this?

I see a handful of people who hate her from time to time. Her biggest crime to my knowledge is being horny.

I have /u/WorldsDumbestMan tagged as “Leader of the Free World” because of their username and who the current US president is.

I’d find stuff I am interested in for the hardware, and then do a search to see if any of those work with what I intend to use it with.

Split is so god damn good, and I don’t know how much of it is directly because of M. Night and not James McAvoy’s amazing performance as all the different personalities.

Can’t wait for their collab film “Get Out of The Thing.”