They’re a bunch of fucking monkeys, jumping around like savages, scratching their armpits, and throwing shit at the walls. I don’t want to live in a world where people so entirely lack a moral compass that they can cheer on murder as an outlet for their anger.

Not a news site, not the article, and it’s inviting you to download code from a Russian site. What could possibly go wrong?

Is the right to state facts not a thing anymore? I thought speech was in the Constitution or something.

The pastor I hired to deliver the sermon at my dad’s funeral literally implied that my dad was not “up above” but “down below”. I think it’s because we asked him to keep it non-religious and he was being petty.

I thought cremains would be worse for the tree.

Now that is an idea I’ve not yet heard.

Right on.

Could you leave the organ donor status just in case you die in a hospital?

Oh that would be nice!

Now that’s an idea…

Rapid composting, like, turn you into soil?

That makes sense. I didn’t realize there was a mod log. Thank you!

Thank you!

I’ll be darned. I didn’t know that existed. And that would explain it! Thank you!

Mod log…

I wonder what they’ll do with the old ones? Government auction site maybe?

Yes, literally.

Prime rib is good! I’d do that.

I don’t know the reasoning either. It seems like petty spite.

House Speaker Johnson remembers.