NY, LA, SF, DC… Chicago is a great city but not as influential on the world stage as it used to be.

Maralago please please please

I wonder what it feels to work so hard thru the police academy and under so much accountability, but then become subservient to a bunch of ex-bounty hunters with 2 weeks training and no accountability.

I’d be pissed off if I was a policeman.

Awesome idea! If nothing, it might encourage TPUSA to buy it to save his image. If they don’t, then we’ll know what they really feel about him.

Totally agree.

The tipping system is horrendous and punishes the food servers. People need to go back and understand why it started in the first place.

You’re on your own people. Time to 2A up this muthafucka!

I heard from my agency that he choked on his spittle and died painfully.

Plain clothes, nothing that declares they are an agent, walks away when confronted… That’s all suspicious as hell. It could just be a fucking mugging.

Fascism

In new news, President Trump is officially suing the Sun for emitting too much sunlight and damaging “the beautiful and expensive, so expensive, blue pool liner”. This reporter had contacted the Sun but has not received confirmation of any response. "

Senator John Fetterman of the State of Israel demands recognition.

The fact senior US statesmen continue to offer loyalty to a different sovereign state makes you a laughingstock.

The best president of diarrhea and logorrhea.

Whoever MAGA supports could walk into court covered in pig shit, the decapitated head of a 12 year girl on his head and a fleshlight mounted on his cock sticking out of pants and that’s OWNING THE LIBS!!!

Poor Onion

Likely?

It’s called buying votes.

Betcha he’s going to pave over the whole pool and paint some blue shit on it cause he’s a fucking moron.

Seriously, can’t anyone just take out Putin?

Just keep printing money

I want to see his MRI to find out how little brain matter is required to pretend to be a human being.