I only eat swine graced with the god particle

Pennsylvania’s “chicken and waffles” but on Friday for the Catholic crowd.

Shoutout amphetamine, awesome little app.

You can soak, but no jumper.

Argentine officials have said the couple took a bird-watching tour that included a stop at a garbage dump where they may have been exposed to rodents carrying the infection.

Yeah, at a goddamn dump.

Yeah: bird watching at a dump. What the hell were they looking for, seagulls?

Family guy funny moments compilation w/ vertical scrolling rail shooter gameplay on the bottom no doubt

Dry humping only.

Roughly 40% mortality for this one, the Andes virus.

“I’m not gonna say who tapped on what stall in a Buck-ee’s, folks…”

“This is not a brand new virus,” Jackson said

Yeah but it’s a pretty fucking lethal one

September comes early

Send in RFK jr. for a photo op to reassure us it’s no big deal. Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys.

Let Joe Rogan and his fans be insecure in peace.

Yes, yes, we all know The Hum

Used to live near Marie Callander’s restaurants. They had a German chocolate pie, which I want to say had a layer of solid chocolate, then a chocolate custard/coconut shavings filling, and you could have either whipped cream or meringue on it with mini chocolate chips sprinkled on top (I always opted for meringue). Best pie I’ve ever had.

A little frog tape will clean up those edges

Wrong link, friend.

“I’m fartin blood over here!”

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