will save the country billions

Press X to Doubt.

Also, the US: “the UN should spend their time doing other things than worrying about maps.”

US veto power on simple uncontroversial legislation/policy is what harms UN credibility.

Considering the US’ recent actions, I’m pretty sure that backfired.

I wish.

Okay, America. You can go back to renaming bodies of water now.

Man, if only we had some sort of intelligence agency with some cybersecurity experts on hand.

How long have they been waiting to pull that damn trigger?

And to go a step further, any acronym that represents anything even remotely progressive is a fnord to MAGA.

Glances at the mountains of news of the Trump administration attempting to force their way into election offices

I have to agree California rolls kinda suck. Spicy tuna is king of you want a cheap simple roll.

If only this article was about those California rolls. Then I could add it to my growing list of Not The Onion posts.

These datacenters are being built or simply being green lit at a rapid pace. Putting a pause to things may not be the best solution, don’t get me wrong, but it certainly buys some time given the situation.

Probably. But even for a billboard this is overkill!

they want to abolish non-financially productive marriages.

Of course. It’s always about work and money with these idiots.

And it’s coming from conservatives!

A lot of that is mostly the fault of the technology. But we still like it anyway.

Probably the most toxic form of gas on the planet.

Think they’ll apply this ban Twitter’s disturbing porn generating machine or will they find a way to exempt Elon?

It is mainly handled by the states, thankfully. This commission is actually fairly new and was designed to basically streamline things. So the US can technically live without it.

Trump is just getting desperate.

By the end of the century, modern fantasies is just going to be the 90s.

The Commission is tasked with testing and certification but they’re supposed to report to Congress every two years, handle federal funds, and handle communication on laws, procedures, etc.

Based on this news, Trump is so desperate to avoid accountability that he doesn’t even want to hold a pretend election, like North Korea does.