OTTAWA - A planned reception for the architect of Project 2025 - the infamous policy blueprint for the Trump Administration - has been cancelled because Mark Carney wants the planned far-right authoritarian takeover of Canada "to be a fun surprise".

This past spring Canadians voted for Carney on a platform of resisting Trump, infrastructure investment, and bolstering domestic industry, though the PM insists that’s what will make his immediate rightward lurch “all the more hilarious.”