Regular uranium is not radioactive enough. The horse will get cancer but not radiation poisoning. You have to use either enriched uranium or plutonium, or something more exotic.
The resulting horseshoes would also be about three times as heavy so maybe there would be back pain in addition to the cancer
Where meme?
My bad, never again
ok but why
so that the horses get radiation poisoning
what did the horses do to you
because fuck horses, that’s why.
Valid.
Wtf? Why? Is this a joke I didn’t get?
Can you think of a more efficient way to give the horses radiation poisoning?
Having them eat something containing a radioactive isotope comes to mind…
Make them eat horse shoes made out of uranium!
Okay smart guy, but how about when you can’t make them eat anything?
Like in that famous idiom, you can lead a horse to radioactive pellets, but you can’t make it eat.
You put it into the water trough, and then you take the horse to it
I read your comment to the tune of “you put the lime in the coconut”
You can always get them to eat, I’ve never had a horse not eating when handfed…
Tell me you’ve never tried to feed a horse enriched uranium without telling me…
uhm… put them in a place with lots of radiation…? wait…why do we want horses to have radiation poisoning again?
Cause
I don’t understand the question.
Wouldn’t a small nuke or dirty bomb work?
Oh, sure, if your horses are all in the same place.
But then you use up the uranium. It’s far more efficient to just attach it to the horse, then remove it for reuse
I think mortn is unable to relate to the outcome (of giving horses radiation poisoning) being desirable.
Kinda similar to people who can’t get the Joker’s desire to “See the world burn”, which is why they don’t understand his jokes.I don’t think anybody said it’s desirable. It just has to be done.
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says “why the long face?”
The horse says “I’ve got radiation poisoning.”
That’s not funny. Radiation poisoning is not funny. The horse should have something you can laugh at. Like full blown aids. Contracted from an African prostitute. It should be riddled with it. Now that’s comedy.
ok that’s funny
Just so y’all know, this is what I think of when y’all say “horseshoe theory”
Screenshot of tumblr post of screenshot of reddit post.
