• SippyCup@lemmy.world
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    2 个月前

    INNNNN THIS CORNER, wearing all white and a skull cap, he’s the Vicar of Christ, the Bishop of Rome, the SUCCESSOR to the Price of the Apostles, iiiiiiiIIIITS POPE LEO THE FOURTEENTH!!

    And in THIS CORNER, wearing a tailored suit and red tie, Couch fucker, white trash cosplayer and world’s worst negotiator, John Dilbert Vaaaaaaance!

      • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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        2 个月前

        Had to look it up myself

        James David Vance (born James Donald Bowman

        Looks like he had him a gender-affirming name change.

    • dizzle18@lemmy.zip
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      This would be fantastic. We can even honor Leo’s Chicago roots by playing Alan Parsons Project during his intro.

    • Rooster326@programming.dev
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      Pretty sure they would ring him up as the Undefeated Champion, The one, The only, Pope Killing, Couching Fucking Monster Jack Daniels… (What that’s not what it means?)…John Dilbert