• hansolo@lemmy.today
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    21 hours ago

    I want more dog names for people.

    “Excuse me, Scruffy? Scruffy Jones? Doctor Sprinkles will see you now.”

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      20 hours ago

      Boilers and toilets, toilets and boilers.

      And if course that one boiling toilet. Fire me ifn ya dare.

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        18 hours ago

        Keeps the seat warm! Keeps your keister toasty! Turns your stool into soup in record time!

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      20 hours ago

      I hope they fall in love during that appointment, eventually get married and the onetime patient is overjoyed to be Scruffy Sprinkles forever.

      Unfortunately, with a name like that, something’s got to separate them, because old Scruffy is definitely an adventurer of some sort; I’m thinking a barbarian, but I could also see a very grim wizard or hexblade warlock. He’s going to have to go on a quest to find her, find an ingredient or medication for her to distribute, or avenge her, there’s no avoiding it.