The direct answer is this: In 2023, billionaire asset manager Stephen Deckoff bought the pair of islands for $60 million, promising to create a luxury resort. As of 2026, no construction on either island had been reported.
Never in my life did I imagine a bunch of old dumbfucks with the world’s smallest balls would need such a large ballroom… guess when you can’t run you hide under the rubble of democracy.
The billionaire has no wikipedia page:
https://whoistheownerof.com/who-owns-epstein-island-2026/
I think the question is meant to be: where is the pedophile elite partying now? Where’s the new Epstein Island?
The whitehouse…
Yeah, probably. My answer was going to be: Wherever the fuck they want it to be. It’s not like there’s consequences or anything.
They sure are spending a lot of time building that ballroom basement
Never in my life did I imagine a bunch of old dumbfucks with the world’s smallest balls would need such a large ballroom… guess when you can’t run you hide under the rubble of democracy.
Probably Mar-a-lago
Yep, that’s the question I’m asking. I made this meme.