Oh no, there was a parasite in the fruit you’ve eaten and now you’re terminally sick. The best treatment you’re going to get in your short time left is some witch doctor with a drum because what is this modernity called a hospital? Also there’s a tiger hidden in the bushes.
That’s cute you mistake my understanding of the English language as a will to live? 😂 I jest
Random untimely demises of today.
You walk outside your house and get hit by a bus lol
You’re at a party with your friends and try some party favours oops it’s fentanyl
Your stomach hurts pretty bad but you’ve been conditioned to shut up and work hard so you don’t go to the miracle that is a modern hospital. It’s been almost a week and it’s really bad you decide to go to the ER. It’s understaffed and over capacity, you pass out in the waiting room they call your name you don’t wake up you succumb to sepsis in the ER waiting room lol
We have fun but today’s standard of living is objectively worse than the previous generations for the first time since anyone’s been keeping track 👉💨
It was me. I peed in your breakfast cereals this morning.
I’m not American, I do not eat “cereals”. I eat Internet sofa-moralists who whine all day and never did anything good for society.
I normally don’t do this…
Hardly inhabitable = mostly habitable
Food literally grows on trees please save your whine assaults for more blatant misuse of whine
Oh no, there was a parasite in the fruit you’ve eaten and now you’re terminally sick. The best treatment you’re going to get in your short time left is some witch doctor with a drum because what is this modernity called a hospital? Also there’s a tiger hidden in the bushes.
That’s cute you mistake my understanding of the English language as a will to live? 😂 I jest
Random untimely demises of today.
You walk outside your house and get hit by a bus lol
You’re at a party with your friends and try some party favours oops it’s fentanyl
Your stomach hurts pretty bad but you’ve been conditioned to shut up and work hard so you don’t go to the miracle that is a modern hospital. It’s been almost a week and it’s really bad you decide to go to the ER. It’s understaffed and over capacity, you pass out in the waiting room they call your name you don’t wake up you succumb to sepsis in the ER waiting room lol
We have fun but today’s standard of living is objectively worse than the previous generations for the first time since anyone’s been keeping track 👉💨
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