• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Is it shaped like a cricket bat or a baseball bat? (Though a t-ball bat might be more convenient and wieldly)

      Or perhaps the flying bat? (Not sure a vampire would consent to suck his blood. It’s probably toxic.)