not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 дней назадhttps://lists.debian.org/debian-security-announce/2026/msg00441.htmllemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up1339arrow-down12file-text
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minus-squarepticrix@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up26·25 дней назадHate to break it to you, but the sun also affects tides. Tap for spoiler
minus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·25 дней назадGravity equation says everything with a mass does… Compiling Gentoo removes the sun from the equation anyway (I chose this over a yo mamma joke, I’m getting wiser it seems)
minus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·25 дней назадYo mamma so fat it’s always high tide when she’s at the beach
minus-squarepticrix@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·25 дней назадOh yeah? Well yo mama teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the traffic slows down!
minus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·24 дня назадOh yeah? Yo mama so stubborn, Waze added a “fine, you drive” instruction
minus-squarepticrix@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·24 дня назадOh yeah? Yo mama so dumb, she left your dad for her ChatGPT-borne boyfriend
minus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·24 дня назадOh yeah? Yo mama so nice, I wish she was mine! Wait…
minus-squareMr.Chewy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·24 дня назадAlright alright, you guys are friends now, by the official unofficial internet rules of random interaction, you may kiss now
Hate to break it to you, but the sun also affects tides.
Tap for spoiler
Gravity equation says everything with a mass does… Compiling Gentoo removes the sun from the equation anyway (I chose this over a yo mamma joke, I’m getting wiser it seems)
May I still get the yo mama joke?
Yo mamma so fat it’s always high tide when she’s at the beach
Oh yeah? Well yo mama teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the traffic slows down!
Oh yeah? Yo mama so stubborn, Waze added a “fine, you drive” instruction
Oh yeah? Yo mama so dumb, she left your dad for her ChatGPT-borne boyfriend
Oh yeah? Yo mama so nice, I wish she was mine! Wait…
Alright alright, you guys are friends now, by the official unofficial internet rules of random interaction, you may kiss now