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Mustachius_Grumpius@thelemmy.club to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 21 days ago

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Mustachius_Grumpius@thelemmy.club to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 21 days ago
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  • Ethalis@jlai.lu
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    21 days ago

    So eating a Snickers bar is considered a punishment?

    • Varesti@lemmy.zip
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      Well, it certainly doesn’t seem like it the first time you eat one. But by the time you’ve consumed 387 in 24h, you might do anything to stop tasting chocolate, peanut, nouget, and caramel flavored vomit.

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        Unfortunate, then, that ai chatbots do not actually vomit anything other than ai chatslop.

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          It doesn’t smell as bad but it’s still a terrible experience.

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    Actually real sadly:

    https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/snickers-launches-the-worlds-first-digital-candy-bar-for-when-ai-acts-hungry-302863014.html

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    21 days ago

    This is an ad.

  • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works
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    21 days ago

    If we forget to feed it, does it starve to death like my Tamagotchi?

  • isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    21 days ago

    We trained a machine to be a simulacrum of the human soul. Do not be surprised when said machine echoes ourselves.

  • Isa@feddit.org
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    Here bONGO, have a Snickers: 🍫

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
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    I’ve invented a hat for when ducks are being little bitches. The hat says “Quack if you like grapes”. The effect is self explanatory

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    I guess this is what they are doing instead of unenshitifying the candy bar? It’s been like 20 years since they were edible.

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      I read almost verbatim the same comment 20 years ago.

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        Yeah, nothing ever gets better.

    • shiroininja@lemmy.world
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      Snickers has been my favorite candy bar since the 90s, I haven’t noticed any change

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        This seems like wishful thinking, everything has enshitified. Right off the bat Snickers have gone from 2oz to 1.85oz since the 90s and that’s before we even start talking about what every manufacturer has done to chocolate in the last 30 years.

        • terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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          Pretty sure it’s the result of 80 years and WW2 rationing that made our chocolate weird

          • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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            The WWII thing is mostly a myth. For the most part it’s because they keep replacing the cocoa butter with lesser fats creating a “chocolate compound”, rather than actual chocolate, of diminishing quality.

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