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minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoNothing would make me more likely to hang out with the bear. Which isn’t to say it would be likely even then, but the temptation…
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoHow about: “WARNING: Cheering up bears could result in a fine of no less than $5000 or a 1-year jail term.”
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoThat would probably do it, though I was enjoying having a silly argument about it to keep me out of other threads.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoIf this helps: You’re wrong! WRONG!
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 year agoDrives to the bear with beehive full of honey and anti-depressants. Confuses anti-depressants with ADHD meds. Accidentally recreates Cocaine Bear. Bear is happy though.
Nothing would make me more likely to hang out with the bear. Which isn’t to say it would be likely even then, but the temptation…
How about: “WARNING: Cheering up bears could result in a fine of no less than $5000 or a 1-year jail term.”
That would probably do it, though I was enjoying having a silly argument about it to keep me out of other threads.
If this helps: You’re wrong! WRONG!
Drives to the bear with beehive full of honey and anti-depressants.
Confuses anti-depressants with ADHD meds.
Accidentally recreates Cocaine Bear.
Bear is happy though.