Folks with vaginas, I’m conducting some family comparative analysis and I’d like to know how many standard pieces of toilet paper do you use when wiping after a pee. I posted some comments with options to upvote if you like.

  • bizarroland@fedia.io
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    4 months ago

    I do not have a vagina, but I have noticed that by myself 1 roll of tp will last 2-4 weeks, but when I have feminine company it becomes more like 1+ roll a week.

    It’s mind boggling how you need so much more tp than us guys do, not that I blame you cos it’s different down there.

    Maybe I’m more concerned that in 10,000 years of civilization no one has developed a better way. We have “spray with water” and “copious amounts of absorbent material”.

    Where’s the 3 shells at, people?

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      4 months ago

      Also vaginaless, but I’ll throw in one square as an answer. All the jiggling in the world won’t get rid of that last drop. It’s either TP, or my undies.

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          4 months ago

          It’s been a long day and I may be a little punchy, but I have tears in my eyes laughing at I write this reply.

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          4 months ago

          What an image. But explains the penis level dents I see in toilet door frames sometimes.

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            4 months ago

            Wow! Congrats on the door frame denter. You could probably make some money with tae kwon do style board breaking videos.

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          4 months ago

          I used tooo … Now I have discovered that I can just shove it in the blow drier works better 😉

      • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de
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        4 months ago

        You gotta press that spot behind ur balls, kinda moving back to front, and it comes out. This secret arcane knowledge was lost for millenia in my lineage, no longer passed down man to man. A kind stranger on the internet shared it with me.