Jesus fuck am I so old that making a Magic Johnson is a porn name is now a shower time revelation to someone lol
Was this a joke people made at the time? This was actually stolen from a streamer who’d never heard of him and made this comment.
His real first name is Earvin. Which rhymes with pervin’, so still pretty close.
How do you think he got HIV? Too much magic johnson.
A regular Johnson can get AIDS. He got cured. He’s a Magic Johnson.
He forgot to use counterspell!
“I should not have tapped that.”
Shit, if a porn star can score a triple double, I’ll take it.
Wait till you hear about doc Johnson.
Magic Johnson is what I nicknamed my penis.
I nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.
Or you could be the narrator for Deadliest Catch and have a Mike Rowe Johnson. i will see myself out
