Sorry for the downtime! Unfortunately our secondary firewall took over for some reason, and haproxy failed to properly come up.
I’ll be scheduling a maintenance window in the next few days to do some further digging, so I can make sure this is fully resolved.
During your next maintenance put in a second, secret uptime counter and once it hits a reasonable amount of time swap them, nobody will notice!
Uptime counter failover, indistinguishable from a clock.