• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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        2 days ago

        Oh noo, the poor thing was in a coma for the last 77 days!! :‘’(

        (I hope the furry nurses took good care of you, perhaps they have even been reading you stories about a donkey grazing on some grass, like really eating the shit out of it)

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
      2·
      2 days ago

      Monsters are always humans, Scooby Doo (and irl) taught me that, monarchs definitely.

      “The dragon kidnapped the princess!” … and when you get to the castle (a bit sus already?) the dragon is the one chained.