Wakes up and looks at the clock
“Oh, it’s only 7:18. Since my alarm is set to 7:20, I’ll just shut it off now and let myself rest for a couple of minutes.”
opens eyes again
10:45
Plot twist, it was Tuesday 7:18am and Wednesday 10:45pm!
Also, your kidneys are gone.
And why is it the most divine feeling ever too!?
Willfully ignoring responsibility always feels great.
Until it doesn’t…
Yeah… that’s a later me problem lol
Don’t you worry about blank let me worry about blank!
Suddenly, it’s 9am…!
More like suddenly it’s 11…
You gotta just stand up. Even if you walk around with your eyes barely open, it’s better than laying back down. Waking up in the middle of a shower is a heck of a lot better than waking up late for work
But I wake up so snug tho and just need a few more mins
That’s Sleep You talking! FUCK Sleep You! They don’t give a shit about you, or your success in life, or your mental health. They exist solely to make sure you sleep as much as possible and they’re given way too much power to achieve that goal
Oh, “just stand up” you say? Wow, after that I could “just get everything important done” and “just make everyone happy”.
I have a better idea: I’m gonna go back to sleep.
