• Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    Jesus: I need a table for 26.

    Hostess: There are only 13 of you.

    Jesus: I know, we’re all gonna sit on one side.

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      “I’m going to do big arms for the picture!”

      “Well, then I’m going to do big arms, too!”

      “We can’t all do big arms for the picture, we’ll look like a squadron of B-52s!”