Fucking based

I will never forgive him for cheating and looking at his opponent’s pieces that one time

Also, holding the gun that far out in this situation could end badly if the assailant manages to grab it.

Biggus Dickus

Just wait until OP learns about cross product of matrices.

So when I need to use the microwave, I have to first clear your time and then put in mine? It’s not just about the clock.

Ah yes, the great filter

When you’re done with the microwave and took your food out early to avoid the alarm, clear the fucking time that’s remaining.

While this is true, an alternative is to name your variables and functions descriptively so that when you see number_of_cats you know that variable is the number of cats, and buyAnotherCat() is a function that increases the number of cats.

Ok so game plan: eat some limes, wait three days, take a shit, profit

But seriously, though, thank you for this story. It will be difficult not to think of this every time I bite my nails now.

Biting my nails

I had no idea bats travelled this way

So the pee isn’t stored in the balls, but the microplastics are

Ecosia. These days it’s better than Google.

Same, but I’ve only recently started seeing it

I thought the grocery monopoly in Canada was Tim Horton’s

This isn’t “jAzZ”, it’s post punk new wave deep house acid fusion. You’ve probably never heard of it.

Ok, so, what has been working for me is keep the dishwasher open and racks out. Then, as I use a dish, rinse it and put it in the dishwasher. When it gets full, turn it on. The only thing I haven’t solved is putting the dishes up when it’s done.

Toph is gangster as fuck

Yes, I’m talking about red diesel.