What if something is $6 and it’s never been this cheap for 7 years now? You wait more?

It doesn’t show in November…

Even for Oppenheimer.

Yes, he understands that but then why go to the big theatre? Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

Life is good when we make it good.

Who is this guy again? Funny guy.

No, the same, only you’d be in jail.

I like people having fun instead of complaining which won’t work sadly. Just have fun then I’d say.

They think they mean the sort they are talking about but it’s actually about this sort.

Only fans.

Before it I would say, so you can wash all the cum away.

All I can tell you is that you’re a good person…

It’s always nice when doctors actually do their jobs.

My sister helped me with the last projects for middle school at the very end with like a few days left. No way I would have graduated without her. It was all because I kept slacking on my homework. I could have easily made it if I hadn’t done that and just did my homework. That said, in this situation my sister saved me haha.🥰

Yes, of course I thanked her!

Love it when metaphors paint a picture that matches up to multiple facets of reality.

Good decision, fuck being unsafe because of peer pressure.

I worked for a short while where there was spraypainting going on. It was indoors, had to wear a mask and help someone get these huge plates into place. Needless to say it was awful. After so many times being there I couldn’t take it anymore and the next day I called and said I wouldn’t come in anymore. The boss was furious. Was a bit of a shitty move of me, did feel a bit bad about it, but after the call such a huge burden was lifted off of me. Boss was a dick anyways. Later I found out I had to come in to get my last paycheck. Was putting it off, I told a friend and he dropped me off there to do it. Was flipping nerve-wrecking walking up to the boss while his back was turned towards me, but I’m lucky I did it after the friend motivated me. Damn the nerves…😅

Yes, my first Apple insult! Thx!😍

Even worse (Netherlands)

You could make sublemmy’s…