Here’s a good place to start:

gpg --gen-key

Then follow the prompts.

…he should do anti-gravity next.

There’s a python library for that.

This is patently false. Secure boot and hibernation are not mutually exclusive.

Zee shell ist die beste.

Just Quit Uploading Everything Ridiculous, Y’all

I think you’re conflating shells and terminals.

Is this a Demolition Man joke?

Should have put them on a tray. Arby-traytion.

xz --version

So much whoooosh

Let me decentralize my shit…

Isn’t that why it’s a web of trust, and not a center of trust? I think you might be confusing that with public key infrastructure.

Also, you can’t decentralize your shit without a second party. That’s kind of the point.

I didn’t have a gigabyte mobo, but I use fancontrol-gui:

https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/Fan_speed_control

Sounds like any calendar.

They say geniuses pick green.

If I was in charge of an internet research dataset, I think I would grant anyone’s request if the reason was to win an argument. Then again, maybe that’s why I’m not in charge of an internet research dataset.

Avenue 5 did it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skXaeucDYHo