

I, My Shit Pants
a memoir by Donald J. Trump


a memoir by Donald J. Trump
Not much of a difference if you ask me.

A tit bit.

Colder than a witch’s titty.


Someplace warm.
That’s Lacey Chabert as Gretchen Wieners in Mean Girls (2004).


Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.
alias murder="kill -9"


Are you sure they’re hitting the hostname and not just the IP directly?


My favorite is where this guy is sharing his favorite comment, then links to it:


Alternatively, customers can manually enter the information, like it’s the 1990s all over again.
Laughs in every other CD software ever.
Who is still using Windows Media Player?
One is a subset of the other.
There’s a little dipshit inside all of us.
Literally any liquid will do, but olive oil is typical. Adding water before you reheat works too in a pinch.


Not only can they sue, it’s also a felony:
…it’s a felony – a jailable felony – to modify that code or firmware. It’s also a felony to disclose information about how to bypass that access control…
The Brazilian has no bush.
Is the Devonian period what we call the time during which the band Devo was active?
Every accusation is a confession.