The computer is faster I guess.

I’ve been playing video games for 40 years, where can I get my money?

I could say this, but with the American version shooting foreign journalists and random people in the head, both are equivalent now.

At least you know he’s positive for all those things.

Thanks, have fun, I’m jealous.

When was it created to have such a high definition screen? I’ve never that kind before.

It was managers, especially middle-managers. And if they are not happy, no one can be happy. Too bad middle-managers are always unhappy.

During COVID, I was bullied by my bosses and severely depressed. I gave my 2 weeks notice and, as part of transferring the knowledge, I drank a few strong beers and made a Zoom presentation in front of 50 people about some obscure assembly language stuff that no one cared about because it was too weird yet essential for the company. After one hour of being perfect, I answered some questions and I went back to sleep.

I won’t do it again though because it’s bad for one’s health, but it was awesome.

I achieve better results when I’m drunk-coding.

Lies, or the USA will have remote access. The policy makers should stop taking bribes anyway, it’s not honorable.

It would be logical to work less and get our own community. A lot of people work hard all their lives and die soon after retirement. That’s not logical.

What are the insults? All the old people around me are very nice.

AI slop, not programming. We have a winner!

How the fuck do I get started with cryptocurrency?

Take a $1 bill and burn it. Repeat that process as long as you don’t understand what shitcoins is all about.

God no. Don’t be stupid.

You don’t spend hours on bitwarden on a sunday. You do something else.

Près de Montpellier. Ce n’est pas frais mais c’est gérable si on aère le matin, et quelques ventilateurs. Par contre vu la situation qui ne fait qu’empirer et le déni des hommes politiques, j’économise pour mettre la clim dans les 5 ans a venir, je ne suis pas suicidaire.

Sans être écolo, je suis sidéré que le monde entier ne voit pas ce que je vis au quotidien dans une ville relativement classique. On dirait qu’ils vivent tous dans des frigos. Ca fait très négatif tout ca, mais dans 20 ans j’en aurais 60 et je me foutrai un peu de la vie qui reste, par contre les plus jeunes vont en chier.

Ce sont “les” samedi 14 qui sont bénis, je pense qu’il faudrait nommer ca “SS 14” car il y en a plusieurs.

T’inquiète, les gouvernements vont tout faire pour empêcher les industriels de niquer la planète. Haha je plaisante, on va tous mourir a la place. Désolé pour les jeunes, je suis vieux, je vais m’échapper de cet enfer avant vous.

Who forces you? Employer: they buy you a new phone. Otherwise: ignore, call the cops, or dont use a smartphone