I mean the best parts of Discworld, no matter how absurd, still made some sense; of course we have to believe in a jolly, present delivering, pig man, otherwise the sun won’t rise in the morning, a great big ball of flaming gas would rise instead.
Can the fucken politicians stop trying so hard to be fucken relatable!
Christianity is a death cult.
This feels like a Discworld scene.
Can’t guarantee that antifa won’t be around polling locations…
“United Kingdom”
I call bullshit, the government is currently trying to pretend trans folks don’t exist and the people about to take over are more generally horrible.
This is the future Communists want.
Blue Oyster Cult Fire of Unknown Origin. We went to a record fair last week and I picked up a decent copy of it, I had it when I was a lad but lost it in multiple moves, so it’s lovely and nostalgic.
For a pun like that you definitely need to try some Irn Bru as pennance!
50% cocaine, 50% raw sewage.
Dumbest dystopia ever.
SexFM before it got taken down.
Waiting for an ICE victim to have officially “fallen backwards onto six bullets”
I mean, unionize the sex industry, right?
I mean honestly all pornography right. I don’t mean that, like, sex is something I love watching but doing, but pornographic sex is different to real sex, in that it is way more of a performance, which seems just unsustainable to keep up in reality.
Fucken Robert Moses.
Me and the boys on our way to steal some horsey statues for our Christian nation.