https://store.steampowered.com/app/1880620/Once_Upon_A_KATAMARI/

Once Upon A Katamari, the new Katamari Damacy game.

I tried running it, but apps that depend on the desktop environment for open/save dialogs (especially ones sandboxed in AppImages/Flatpak) didn’t work. Is there a solution?

Cocaine?

So he’s intrinsically homosexual but enough of a sociopath to rape teenage girls just for the dominance kick?

Went to a petting zoo. It only had one animal, a dog. It was a shih tzu.

For really old-school, the 1980s Commodore 64 game Trolls & Tribulations. Vaguely Metroidvania-esque in a medieval/dungeon/fantasy setting, but the music is Bach/Albignioni-adjacent baroque arranged for the SID chip.

Not more than renewables can provide.

Except that the world doesn’t need more energy. AI data centres need more energy. The world doesn’t need AI data centres either; investors need them to make money. Which is why AI is being shoehorned into everything. Nobody asked for Clippy to inaccurately summarise their emails or give answers to questions that have a plausible vibe, but it profits the powerful and well-connected for these things to exist, so we get them anyway.

He can probably expect a few lucrative directorships from Reform UK backers in return for his help in making the Farage government possible. In a few years’ time, his yacht will be moored next to the Blairs’ one.

followed by “why is there dog hair all over the sheets?”

The old-timey comicbook superheroes were modelled on sideshow strongmen, who bent iron rods with their bare hands and such, and all tended to wear capes and tight costumes with shorts on the outside.

Named after Trump won the election, but before it went pear-shaped enough to deliver a second Labor term. Calling the party the Australian Trump Party or something would have invited a trademark lawsuit (you don’t get to where Trump is by leaving money on the table), so they chose a plausibly-deniable name, in the sense that it sounds like some kind of very American mashup of Biblical imagery and Cold War-era nationalism. The electorate took one look and said “yeah, nah”

Also, Pope likely Catholic

“Satan put shit in my pants!”

If you, consciously or otherwise, got your gun as a penis substitute, that’s probably a plus.

Looks like all the apes have been funged.

Singapore made the same call when it declared independence from much larger Malaysia. Its military and national-service system are modelled on the IDF. It seems to be a popular model when surrounded by more populous potential enemies.

That’s not very kentucky.

In Catalonia, there’s a tradition of putting in a figurine of someone taking a dump.