As they say in Germany, if you have a Nazi at a table and 10 other people eating and drinking with him, you have 11 Nazis.

If you want to be a true alpha carnivore, only eat things that would be a challenge to kill in combat.

The Nazis presumably tried to bring the aurochs back from extinction because they had the same brainworms.

Some day, someone will teach a goose to play the bagpipes.

Dismantle our tools, return to the food chain

Ukraine really needs the ability of building its own Patriot-equivalent interceptors.

Safety ads in the 70s went hard. Nobody worried that kids might be traumatised, and some probably were

The cartoonists will have a lot to work with there. And it carries an aura of creepiness that could be the kiss of death to his hitherto illustrious political career. He may end up joining the Cheeky Girls Lib Dem guy in the realm of pub-quiz questions.

One could say the same about Singapore, yet it seems to be here to stay.

If you ever see a dog performing tricks, you know he was a very gay dude in his previous life

Capybaras, hands down.

Don’t love sex too much though or you might become a poor dog or cockroach in your next life.

So glad my TV is a dumb-as-shit model from the early 00s I bought secondhand for about $30

Do the bishops next

Israel: More America than America

This Caligula has a horse for every office of state

Presumably it started as chemistry done badly, and did come up with some discoveries, but as the scientific method got refined and principles were uncovered that didn’t correlate to celestial bodies or folklore, it diverged from the practical and became metaphorical. A bit like Freemasonry starting with stonemasons’ guilds and then gentrifying.

Mojtaba Khameini, the 5 Billion Dollar Man.

This looks like it belongs alongside the piano bars they reportedly had on the upper decks of 747s for a short time after they were introduced.

Werner Herzog would agree.

Presumably by the time the company tax deadline passed, the company would have gone bankrupt, and been replaced by an identical newly-registered company with the old company’s owner’s cousin as managing director, selling the same stock of vapes/American candy/counterfeit labobos without a day’s downtime.