I can’t stress how important this is: babysitting does not, in fact, involve sitting on baby.

Pretty sure Hilton will just sell you one

I don’t think the step- relations are to hide incest. I think it’s a lazy way to create situations where two people are alone together. Otherwise you’d have to go to tired tropes like pizza delivery, or visiting plumber, etc.

I’m at 17, no lie.

“Documentation”

Spoken like someone who never came close to SAP

Por que no les dos?

Unfortunately, I think they do look upon us as boomers.

I just want to add that OP goes straight from Boomers to Millenials, ignoring Gen X as usual.

Zeno. The name is Zeno.

Kanopy. You log in with your library card number, and you get 4 free movies and other media each month.

Nah, his gentlemans sausage has the diameter of dental floss.

Way back around 2010 or so, when Siri was still new, it was really bad and I found myself regularly cussing her out. I thought that might be bad to always associate these things with a woman, so I switched it to a male voice, intending to toggle back and forth every so often. I’ve yet to switch back.

Xeet. Pronounced like you think it is.

Someone might be going in for an annual checkup, so you can’t just assume that something is wrong.

Ask them for their social security number, mother’s maiden name, favorite pet, favorite teacher, high school mascot. It should start to dawn on them

I think mastodon.sdf.org is Linux-centric

Sounds kinda racist, honestly

They will, eventually.

There are no buses where I live. The nearest light rail stop is 12 miles away. Several times I’ve made plans to go to a party at someone’s house, which would take half an hour by car, or one and a half to two hours using public transport.

When I do take public transport, sometimes it’s standing room only, too many people put their filthy shoes on the seat, people cough and sneeze and specially during the pandemic didn’t mask up.