Amnesigenic

Cool story

Ukraine got couped by the US in 2014, the current government is completely illegitimate, Russia would be doing them a favor by taking over and chasing us out

Lol right? Entry #1 in my post egg-crack physical goals/inspo list. Fem-leaning but still androgynous, fit but not super ripped or bulky, the ideal physique for confusing+arousing+intimidating as wide a swathe of the population as possible.

Shapeshifting to look hotter, yes, but also to horrify and dismember my foes

Zero contaminants in a highly processed food tells me that the processing facility is maintained better, unrelated to flavor

A better shelf life is cool but has absolutely nothing to do with actually tasting better

What fucking freedom? This dipshits are just mad that China’s winning

Cool story

Be the Luigi you wish to see in the world, especially if you’re gonna die anyway

Correct, but completely unrelated to the claims presented here

They’re right, cry about it

Has it occured to you that bringing up people who hate the taste of meat in a discussion about whether or not vegan burgers taste better than real meat is completely fucking moronic?

Dead wrong

BOTH

Lol not for long dumbass, get ready to get americanized

If it’s still capitalism it’s not better

Is this from Always Sunny?

Klingons would be way cooler if they were also hermaphroditic+obligate fight-fuckers

“A better world is not possible”