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I think there’s too much emphasis on primitive weapons as hunting and not enough on just walking until the thing dies (which wolves are also suited). Just relentless stalking, even if we’ve lost a limb we had to cut off our own body. Humans are like the monster in a slasher movie

We would say, “go for (name)” at work over the handheld radio, never heard of anyone using this on the phone. Sometimes I’d get bored and say “go for Zap Rowsdower” or whatever

If you have any preparation time, then Psyllium husk (sold as metamucil for one brand example) with lots of water. This would win on sheer volume, HOWEVER, if you take too much then constipation.

Half a spoonful a day with at least 2 cups of water

None of these techbro ghouls are your friend:
https://web.archive.org/web/20230618213937/https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/30/doomsday-prep-for-the-super-rich